🗓#KimberleyToday, Friday 24/07/2020
https://www.kimberley.org.za/?p=27193
TODAY’S WEATHER, EVENTS, SPECIALS & PROMOTIONS
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KIMBERLEY’s #WEATHERTODAY
☀ Today: 22°C Plenty of sunshine.
🌑 Tonight: 0°C Clear.
🌟 Max UV Index: 4 Moderate
⛈ Thunderstorms: 0%
🌬 Wind: N 9 km/h
🌬 Gusts: 15 km/h
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KIMBERLEY NOTICES
💥⚡LOADSHEDDING UPDATE ⚡💥
https://www.kimberley.org.za/?p=2615
No loadshedding expected.
CURRENT ROAD CLOSURES:
11 NOV 2019 – 31 AUG 2020: Scanlan Street between Bishops Avenue & Lawson Street: https://www.kimberley.org.za/?p=25127
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TODAY IN KIMBERLEY’s SKY
| SUNRISE/SUNSET Sunrise: 7:09 AM Sunset: 5:46 PM Duration: 10:37 hr |
MOONRISE/MOONSET Moonrise: 10:00 AM Moonset: 9:50 PM Duration: 11:50 hr |
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TODAY IS TELL AN OLD JOKE DAY
We all know someone for whom every day is Tell An Old Joke Day, but there’s now a day when we can all put aside our reticence and let rip with our own ‘I say, I say, I say’ and ‘Knock, knock’ chestnuts.
Tell An Old Joke Day is your opportunity to raise the nervous wreck from the quivering depths, bring the awful-smelling noseless dog back in from the cold, and press the button for the chicken stuck forever at the pedestrian crossing. Like any endangered species, old jokes must reproduce if they are not to die out entirely, and the old ones are supposed to be the best, anyway.
There may be a lot of groaning from initiates, but there’s no joke so old that at least one person hasn’t heard it yet. Why should they be allowed to escape the suffering of the rest of us?
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TODAY IN KIMBERLEY’S HISTORY
24 July 1878, The battle of Dithakong (Takoon).
https://www.kimberley.org.za/?p=10019
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🍽 #WHERE2EAT SPECIALS & PROMOTIONS
ALL WHERE 2 EAT DETAILS, LOCATIONS & TIMES @
https://www.kimberley.co.za/events/specials-and-promotions-where-to-eat/
🐟DAILY: Better for Two Meal @ Fishaways: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=36225
🐟DAILY: Hake & Calamari Meal @ Fishaways: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=26383
🍕DAILY: Sweet Deal for 2 @ Debonairs: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=36140
🍕DAILY: On the Double Promotion @ Debonairs: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=31469
🍕DAILY: On the Triple Promotion @ Debonairs: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=30044
🍗DAILY: Ayoba Meal Special @ Barcelos: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=35278
🍗DAILY: Thumbs Up Feast @ Barcelos: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=31926
🍔MON+WED: Tasty Twins Special @ Barcelos: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=6199
🍴DAILY: Breakfast Special @ The Crazy Horse Steak Ranch: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=37062
🍕MON: Monday 1/2 PRICE Pizza Special @ The Crazy Horse Steak Ranch: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=33613
🍴WED: Wednesday 1/2 Price Schnitzel Special @ The Crazy Horse Steak Ranch: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=31041
🐟THU: Thursday Hake & Calamari Special @ The Crazy Horse Steak Ranch: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=37120
🍔DAILY: Mix It Up Promotion @ Steers: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=37088
🍗DAILY: Quarter Chicken Meal @ Steers: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=31641
🍔WED: Wacky Wednesday Special @ Steers: https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=22002
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🗓 #WHAT2DO & EVENTS
ALL EVENT DETAILS, LOCATIONS & TIMES @
https://www.kimberley.co.za/events/events
SAT, 25 JULY – RWFL Flamingo 777 Virtual Run/Walk
SAT, 25 JULY – RWFL Flamingo 777 Virtual MTB/Road Bike Race
16-30 JULY – Miss Heritage Northern Cape – Online Auditions
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PROMOTIONS
Sanitiser Special @ Sondre Vervoer & Gas – https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=36694
Agricultural Promotion @ Sondre Vervoer & Gas – https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=35934
Conference Special @ Horseshoe Inn – https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=33732
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LOCAL BUSINESS
Top Security Systems – TSS: Professional Security Services for Your Home & Business. Reliable, Efficient & Experienced.
https://www.kimberley.co.za/?p=3185
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